Student: "Oh, yeah, sorry, ........damn it is bright out"
Me: "Really, LANGUAGE..."
Student: "That is not a cuss word, it is a technological innovation" (We had just talked about dams the day before in geography. So, I kind of laughed.....not going to lie.
"Coach, I cut my finger so I can't do crunches"
Me: "What continent is the Great Wall of China located?"
About 5 students: "China"
After handing out a test review
Student: "Is this stuff going to be on the test?"
Me: "sdfuhybwigeuhnwiugr" <--------- and I really do that
Student: Hey, soooo can you just pretend that I have a 100 in this class when you talk to my mom at the parent conference?
Student: "You don't have kids?"
Me: "Uhhh, no"
Student: "Your like 23 right? That's old, my sister has 4 kids and she's 23."
Student: "Ms. W, you look really tired or sick. Are you pregnant?"
Me: "I have very little makeup on and really?
I am eating apples and peanut butter....
"Ms. W, are you pregnant? Because you are always eating funny things...."
|This is face I am usually thinking about making. I use hand gestures a lot too, especially when I am annoyed.|