My Makeup

I am a not a morning person, like at all. I try to fit in as much sleep as possible in the morning. This usually leads to me running late. My makeup because of my sleepinness is very simple. I am also a teacher, so simple makeup=less boys hitting on you. It is nothing special. Everything is from the drugstore except my foundation. It is from Clinique and is the ance solution apparently. Then my eyeshadow primer from Urban Decay. I am in love with it. The primer was a bit expensive but It really does work, so it was worth the $18 bucks.

Things My Student Say

Student: "Awwww, f**k"
Me: "LANGUAGE
Student: "Oh, yeah, sorry, ........damn it is bright out"
Me: "Really, LANGUAGE..."
Student: "That is not a cuss word, it is a technological innovation" (We had just talked about dams the day before in geography. So, I kind of laughed.....not going to lie.

In athletics
"Coach, I cut my finger so I can't do crunches"

Me: "What continent is the Great Wall of China located?"
About 5 students: "China"

After handing out a test review
Student: "Is this stuff going to be on the test?"
Me: "sdfuhybwigeuhnwiugr" <--------- and I really do that

Student: Hey, soooo can you just pretend that I have a 100 in this class when you talk to my mom at the parent conference?

Student: "You don't have kids?"
Me: "Uhhh, no"
Student: "Your like 23 right? That's old, my sister has 4 kids and she's 23."


Student: "Ms. W, you look really tired or sick. Are you pregnant?"
Me: "I have very little makeup on and really?

I am eating apples and peanut butter....

"Ms. W, are you pregnant? Because you are always eating funny things...."

This is face I am usually thinking about making. I use hand gestures a lot too, especially when I am annoyed.

So, Texas Got Sketch

Today, as I was minding my own business in a Geography training I am informed there are tornadoes in the Fort Worth area. I pull up my weather app (because everyone with a smart phone immediately becomes the greatest weatherman because they have radar on their phone) and look at the weather. Sure enough, it is sketch. All I see is red. A tornado hit Arlington and Dallas. I am posting some really cool,  but at the same time scary videos.



I love how this guy is giving his thoughts and is STILL DRIVING while taking this video!! It takes a minute to actually see the funnel but it shows up. His commentary alone is enough to watch the video.

This video shows when the tornado hits a trailer parking lot. Trucks are flying. They were empty and parked.

Moral of the story, Mother Nature is crazy.

Pretty New Shoes

I went to Old Navy yesterday looking for color blocked flats. I got some but I'm not sure I like them yet. Then I found a pair of brownish and pink flats. I love them!!! When I got home I put an outfit together to go with my pretty new shoes. They were both on sale for 12 dollars. Amazing. I love it when I find a deal.

Tell me what the you think about the color blocked beige and blue flats.

Wedding Hair

I wanted I show the back of my hair for the wedding I was in a couple of weeks ago. It was awesome!!!! Then a picture when I took out all my bobby pins.Excuse the picture of my horrible bathroom.

Wacky Wednesday

I know it is Wednesday, but have some fun with it!!!!

Or, just look outside, I am sure it is gorgeous and you probably haven't noticed.

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Oh Scotland

I don't know if I have mentioned this yet, but I will be spending a month of my summer in SCOTLAND!!! Cue excited face!!!

this is the best excited face I could do lol

 I love Europe, like love it enough to pick up and move it the opportunity arose. My dream job would be to teach at an American school and travel all over.

This summer,  I will be studying Scottish History at Edinburgh Napier University. It should be interesting because Scotland is debating whether or not to be a part of the United Kingdom. Hot political climate.....nerd out moment.

Besides knowing that it is Scotland, which is a part of the UK, I know nothing about my new adventure........

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Oh, ya, totally excited now!!! June, hurry up and get here.